May 2011
A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma....
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.
Relationship Status
( ) Single
( ) In a Relationship
( ) Married
( ) Engaged
( ) Divorced
(X) Waiting for a miracle
Is God able to create that miracle?
SWAG.
vipknockout:
BASKETBALL SWAG:
HUMAN BICYCLE SWAG:
SWINGING BICYCLE SWAG:
CHAIR SWAG:
BULLET SWAG:
THIS MAN HAS SWAG:
FINGER-SKATER SWAG:
FINGER-ELEPHANT SWAG:
EVEN THIS WATER HAS SWAG:
Falling down swag
Going down stairs swag
the last one!
The best way to turn a #Sagittarius on is to grab...
#Xtrology
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this is cute… and sweet~~ for some weird reason… hahah!
if crying is a sign of weakness, then my weakness...
